OG Snatches Towel from Kid at Wimbledon
Clearly, we're all doomed.
At Wimbledon recently, an American tennis player impossibly named Jack Sock won his match and singled out a young fan for the traditional towel toss into the stands.
Perhaps we can discuss the possible appeal of a sweaty towel at a later date.
That's not why we're here.
Well, when Sock threw that towel at the boy, a miserable old fart sitting directly in front of him grabbed the towel, and after a brief tussle, claimed it as his own.
See for yourself:
Yes, this is a thing that happened.
Even if this miserable bastard didn't know the towel was meant for the kid, he could've easily stopped struggling when he realized he was fighting with a child.
But no.
His rich old white man privilege must have been triggered by the sweat from the towel.
Predictably, Twitter went completely insane.
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Yeah, jerk old man!
Even Judy Murray, mother of Andy, decided to chime in:
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The very righteous and heroic Jack Sock, who has since been eliminated from Wimbledon, also took to Twitter afterwards in an effort to right this terrible wrong:
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Then -- wouldn't you know it? -- the other three tennis Grand Slams got involved.
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Now all that's left is to locate the OG and beat him savagely at Centre Court right before the Men's Final.
Yep, even-Steven.