Sepp's Finally Feeling Da Swiss Heat
It could be time for Sepp Blatter to get familiar with Venn diagrams.
Like this one:
Finding nations that fit the common area should provide hours of divertissement for his attorneys and travel agent.
And waiting in the wings of course, is the Big Eagle. When the FIFA first hit the fan, it wasn't hard to read between the lines as to who the Feds were really after:
Granted, the old swindler isn't officially guilty yet, but this development should quash any thoughts he might have harbored about reneging on his resignation and running for prez again. Not even his sycophants can change that now.
Bernie Madoff left legions of innocents with nothing to show for misrepresented trust, which might only be equalled in the private sector by Blatter's bundles of baksheesh building massive stadiums that had no practical use afterward, leaving municipalities with little to deal with their citizens' real and ongoing problems.
Unless Blatter finds stealth refuge somehow, it looks like the day's coming when he'll be reduced to seeing what he can arrange in the prison soccer league for a couple of soups and a candy bar.