Red Devils Lift the Shield
Well, that didn't take long.
The Red Devils claimed England's Community Shield by ignoring the run of play and posting a 2-1 scoreline.
Dude would probably have preferred his name to describe bonking, but the Swedes sorta have that genre covered.
Mourinho always seems to win a trophy in his first season, and so it was here.
Jesse Lingard has been excellent for United over time, and without N'Golo Kante on Fox patrol to inflict bodily harm, dude just probably scored the best goal of his career:
He took down the champions with a single run.
Fellaini's 'fro may have obscured his view on that one.
Then, in the 83rd minute, Ibrahimović proved to be a man of action with one of his trademark headers:
That flight with his height might not be as common in the Premiership, what with the league's taller defenders, but it was good enough here.