Gunners Get Christmas Coal from Southampton
Santa Claus came to the South Coast with loads of goals for Southampton, but Arsenal left empty-handed.
The Saints enjoyed Boxing Day to the max, romping to a 4-0 result over the high-flying Gunners.
Arsenal was thought to have an easy stroll along the shore, but the home side weren't in a giving mood.
Cuco Martina confirmed he was into the Christmas spirit by firing a cracker:
On the bright side, there were no corny riddles inside.
No wonder they're called the Saints.
When are the Gunners going to learn set piece defending?
By now, that's a rhetorical question.
Long made a long day longer as he racked up his second:
The Arsenal defenders are so far from each other, they'd need different postal codes to exchange holiday cards.