Germany in 7th Heaven after Storming Gibraltar

The reigning World Cup champions finally played like they won it, ka-rushing Gibraltar, 0-7.

Perhaps too giddy after their World Cup conquest, Germany seemed to have lost their form and touch, but apparently, it took a glorified scrimmage against a minnow to re-ignite the juggernaut. Gibraltar proved to be just a mere stepping stone on their return to awesomeness.

Chelsea reject André Schürrle scored the first of many for Die Mannschaft:

The Germans then showed their class inside the box.

The parade was on, as the champs made the game look even more beautiful.

This summer’s big fish in the transfer market showed exactly why the lines are dangling out there:

Message received, dude.

The game then dropped into ultra-easy mode:

Schürrle appeared on the scoreline again with his in the right place at the right time tendency:

He could've been the third striker for whom Chelsea are so desperately searching.

Schürrle then completed his hat-trick:

Give 'em their props. The Germans always play selfless football.

They saved their best for the last to attain their seventh heaven.

They call that the five-hole in hockey.

And Gibraltar's gotta find some tougher minnows.