Argentina's in Seventh Heaven
Although Argentina specializes in runner-up spots in major competitions, they can be hard to beat in a friendly.
Los Gauchos dismantled poor Bolivia by an astonishing 7-0 scoreline.
The match was a proper definition of domination by a big fish over a minnow. Argentina might want to save such performances for a finals they'll eventually reach again.
It didn't take long to get the party started, compliments of Ezequiel Lavezzi in the sixth minute:
Seems like Bolivia were confused as to which star player to mark.
Looks like Lionel Messi is teaching his teammates how to lob.
Even better teamwork got Argentina a goal further:
Agüero got his second, as he received a dream assist.
He's not Fernando Torres when it comes to missing such chances.
Then, a rare event occurred, with Messi scoring a header:
Looks like Agüero and Messi have swapped styles.
But the world as we know it soon returned when Messi switched to his usual ways:
Dude could've been a World Cup skiier in another life. Then again, it's not good to mess with alternate realities:
Argentina then ended the game with a more conventional bang: