Where Else but Florida? Fake Sex Suit Filed against Manziel

Published on 23-May-2014 by Stacey Mickles
Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

It's all coming together.

Your tax dollars at work.

Here's all you have to do to file a lawsuit:

  1. Type it up;
  2. Go to the courthouse;
  3. Get it time-stamped; and
  4. Dump it in a bin.

Our federal bureaucracy is run by a public sector branch of the Underpants Gnomes.

The dude behind this is a serial legal tweaker named Jonathan Lee Riches. Everyone's gotta be good a something, I guess, and in this field, he's the best.

Deadspin did a bit of simple digging and discovered that the address listed on the suit is CNN's headquarters in Atlanta, and the filing was made in the name of stringer Samantha Stracher, accusing Johnny Manziel of sex practices he probably hasn't thought of yet. Or hasn't got around to doing.

Looks like the American system should take a hint and hire common-sense screeners like the British bureaucrat in a famous Monty Python sketch:

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