What Not To Wear: Four Other Fashion Faux Pas Colin Kaepernick Should Avoid

Published on 12-Jan-2014 by Xavier McSpaniel
Football - NFL / NFL Daily Opinion

What Not To Wear: Four Other Fashion Faux Pas Colin Kaepernick Should Avoid

Niners QB and noted bicep sniffer Colin Kaepernick emerged victorious in the Divisional Playoff tilt today.

According to Buffalo Bills scribbler Sal Maiorana, though, he lost big-time in the priceless fashion stakes.

Kaep Hat

Railed Maiorana on Twitter:

Kaepernick. Always so media friendly. Turn your cap around and act like a professional quarterback.
— Sal Maiorana (@salmaiorana) January 12, 2014

We at The Daily Player wholeheartedly endorse the Bills' beat writer's gripe. Yes, the young San Fran pivot has led his team back to the NFC Championship game, and yes he did so wearing his helmet the right way around ... but please: a little effort for the hard-working fashion police in the press gallery.

To help Colin out on the post-game interview catwalk, we've compiled our modest list of what not to wear:

1. Fedora ... Matt Schaub wore one. That is all.

2. Clown Suit ... Avoid at all costs, lest you be confused with a member of the media.

3. Joe Willie Namath Pimp Coat ... Guaranteed to make a quarterback fall from great to "struggelling". Will also see him maced by Suzy Kolber.

4. Andrew Luck Birthday Suit ... Has one particular feature that's very tough to pull off.

Luck Suit

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