This Town Ain't Big Enough: Manziel Demands Trade Because of LeBron's Return

Published on 12-Jul-2014 by Xavier McSpaniel
Football - NFL / NFL Daily Opinion

This Town Ain't Big Enough: Manziel Demands Trade Because of LeBron's Return

One person in Cleveland is not looking forward to the King's return.

A certain Monsieur Football.

A spokesperson for the Browns' 2014 first round pick -- Manziel himself was otherwise indisposed, having a snooze in the carpark of a Denny's next to Caesar's Palace -- told The Daily Player the rookie quarterback has asked for a trade.

"While we respect being represented by Mr James' marketing company, we feel Mr James coming back will severely hamper Johnny's capacity to act like a tool with too much money and forget he's an athlete in the NFL."

"The party's over in Cleveland. It was fun while it lasted."

Where does he wish to go?

"He likes the culture at the Jets; he thinks he could be a good fit there. The Ravens have some appeal. So, too, the 2006 Cincinnati Bengals."

"If none of those come to fruition, he might just hang out with Josh Gordon for the year."

The news out of Manziel's camp flies in the face of majority opinion -- the rest of the known world feels James' comeback to Cleveland would provide the mentorship necessary for Manziel to mature.

Instead, Johnny Football will continue taking his talents to TMZ.

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