Super Bowl XLIX: Battle of the Balls?
It's gotta be the karma.
First of all, it's worthwhile to take note of the abject stupidity of deflated balls creating an advantage:
It's fitting, then, that even though it makes no sense to deflate a football, it makes less sense to deflate ten of them.
Leave it to the man who could save basketball, that master of metaphor himself, dabbling in the science of losing air pressure:
He's definitely no Mona Lisa Vito. But biological clock or no, he does seem to have more in common with Vinny Gambini:
Speaking of the Seahawks, here's that reliable moneymaker for the NFL:
And any cash-worshipping operation will agree, whenever possible, it's good to create multiple sources of revenue from the same activity. It keeps the overhead down.
There's only one conclusion to draw from all of this.
Get in on it. The prop bets are there. Bovada awaits your dosh. You see the ads on this page. Don't delay.
It's what this league is all about.