Super Bowl Winner? God Knows
So the last-minute money rush has pushed the line for Super Bowl XLIX to pick 'em.
Instead, they were for the Seattle Seahawks.
Just ask Russell Wilson:
Well, then, what's God got in store for the big game?
As absurd as Super Bowl Media Day always is, perhaps word of this press conference sideshow took a while to spread:
OK, so how does God do it? Pick the winners, that is.
Who knew that Albert Einstein would be the ultimate tout?
With sportsbook profits soaring, maybe it's time to pay more attention.
God's probably got other things to do.