Julio Jones Loses $150K Like the Falcons Lost the Super Bowl
They say diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Julio Jones doesn't fit that description, but maybe he should come up with a corollary.
Better yet, dude should add to his list of stuff you just don't do.
Like wearing jewelry when you're zipping around a lake at decent speeds.
What's the first clue a nouveau riche dude has become separated from reality?
That's not even the most stunning part of this story. Check out where that lake's near.
How in the name of SEC territory does a town in Georgia get named Gainesville?
This is starting to sound like something David Lynch would put in a movie script.
Then again, it sounds like Jones lost a earring the way the Atlanta Falcons lost the Super Bowl.
Something disappeared in that story, too.
Bummer.
The Falcons could've used more of this:
From other reports, deep-sixing an earring isn't a unique.
| As long as I'm good, it's materialistic stuff. You can always get that kind of stuff back. |
Too bad that doesn't work for Super Bowl rings.
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