Jay Cutler is a Reality TV Star Now

We may have finally seen the last of Jay Cutler on a football field.

He'll be missed, as Clay Matthews will certainly attest.

Sadly, it seems we might not be treated to his apathetic nuggets of wisdom in the broadcast booth, either.

However, thanks to the miracle of reality television, we'll receive our Cutler fix after all.

 

The walking enigma and his insighful wife Kristen Cavallari can now be enjoyed on the cleverly titled E! Network show Very Cavallari.

A nation breathes a collective sigh of relief.

 

As you can no doubt imagine, this show is of the highest quality.

Prepare to be dazzled:

 

Very Jay, indeed.

But wait, there's more:

 

That is difficult to watch.

 

As you can see, that signature Cutler indifference is on full display.

This show is completely bereft of thought, but we're probably going to watch, anyway.

It'd be more entertaining if he were smoking in each of those scenes.

 

That's better.