Frosting on Top: Super Bowl Seats Will Feature Free Toasty Extras
Okay, so you've emptied out the kids' college fund to buy a Super Bowl ticket.
But because it's happening in Winterfell for the first time in NFL history, you know the expense doesn't end there. You're going to require a raft of accoutrements to prevent being more chilled than RGIII's benched bum.
Fear not, frozen fan: the NFL has you covered.
News has surfaced that the No Freebies League will provide the necessary goods to make your Super Bowl experience resemble a Hawaiian luau.
The Daily Player managed to procure a full list of extras on offer. It includes:
- Gloves
- Hand warmers
- Ear muffs
- Lip balm
- Facial tissues
- Klondike bar
- Hypothermic blanket
- Sherpa
- Tom Coughlin red nose
- A warm steaming pile of Eli Manning interceptions
- Victor Cruz sponge bath
- Antrel Rolle hot air
- Hakeem Nicks hot streak
- Bill Cowher horndog