Frosting on Top: Super Bowl Seats Will Feature Free Toasty Extras

Okay, so you've emptied out the kids' college fund to buy a Super Bowl ticket.

But because it's happening in Winterfell for the first time in NFL history, you know the expense doesn't end there. You're going to require a raft of accoutrements to prevent being more chilled than RGIII's benched bum.

Fear not, frozen fan: the NFL has you covered.

News has surfaced that the No Freebies League will provide the necessary goods to make your Super Bowl experience resemble a Hawaiian luau.

The Daily Player managed to procure a full list of extras on offer. It includes:

• Gloves
• Hand warmers
• Ear muffs
• Lip balm
• Facial tissues
• Klondike bar
• Hypothermic blanket
• Sherpa
• Tom Coughlin red nose
• A warm steaming pile of Eli Manning interceptions
• Victor Cruz sponge bath
• Antrel Rolle hot air
• Hakeem Nicks hot streak
• Bill Cowher horndog