Fail Sale: Jets Fan Pays Actual Money for Sanchez Butt Fumble Jersey
What would you pay for the infamous Mark Sanchez 'Butt Fumble' jersey?
Ten bucks? Five bucks? Nada? Perhaps someone should be paying you to take it off their hands?
New York Jets fan, Jake Hendrickson, doesn't agree. And he put his money where his mouth is, shelling out a princely $820 for the infamous No 6 during a recent NFL online auction.
"The second I realized what it was I knew I had to have it," said Hendrickson from his mental ward. "Almost for macabre reasons; the amount of ridicule I have received from friends regarding that play and me being a diehard Jets fan out in California especially ...There's no way I could let it get in the hands of an anti-fan or something of that manner to be shoved in our face."
Shoved in our face, much like an O-lineman's hairy saddlebags on a QB sneak gone horribly wrong.
But that won't happen now because Hendrickson has a plan:
|For now I’ll probably just frame it up real nice and put it on my wall. Until we win a Super Bowl or I can get together enough money to put it on a rocket ship and shoot it to outer space because I don’t think it belongs on this planet anymore.|
We at The Daily Player are anticipating an auctioning of the other item of clothing central to Butt Fumble -- namely Brandom Moore's pants. Rumoured to have the fully formed mug of Mark Sanchez still mprinted in it's seat, Moore's strides could fetch at least four figures.
Perhaps five if Jake Hendrickson is raising his hand.