Eagles' Jason Kelce Channels His Inner Bluto Blutarski

Published on 8-Feb-2018 by Alan Adamsson

Football - NFL    NFL Daily Review

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Eagles' Jason Kelce Channels His Inner Bluto Blutarski

It's not easy to upstage a Super Bowl.

Especially one like this year's that made the Philadelphia Eagles' victory parade possible.

And that's huge.

Because if the Eagles didn't triumph as underdogs, we never woulda seen center extraordinaire Jason Kelce at this thrilling best:

 

Epic.

In fact, it woulda put a tear in the eye of anyone who stood up for the ultimate underdogs of Delta House:

 

The fact Kelce stole the show in a Mummers costume just made his crowning moment away from the gridiron that much more Philly.

Not to mention that much more Blutarski.

 

As to the No one likes us chant, give credit where it's due.

To its originators, who form the notorious fan base at East London's Millwall FC:

 

Believe it or not, Philadelphia fans are nowhere close to Millwall's.

Still, they've shown on multiple occasions that they've got their own way of doing things.

 

Speaking of stuff that only Philly fans can understand:

There's only one way to explain chowing down on horse poop ...

 

... it's gotta be true that anything goes with Mad Dog 20/20.

Lotsa Mad Dog 20/20.

Except maybe for that dude's way of celebrating, no wonder Kelce's underdog message was resonating with this crowd. They love him and have no doubt he's speaking for all of them.

Maybe, when Kelce's football days are done, they'd all propel him into following Blutarsky's career path.

These days, nothing's outta the question.