Bill Belichick vs Technology Redux

Published on 22-Oct-2016 by Raoul Duke
Football - NFL / NFL Daily Opinion

Bill Belichick vs Technology Redux

New England Patriots football guru and fashion iconoclast Bill Belichick has engaged in a seemingly decades-long struggle with technology of any kind.

Well, it appears the war has now escalated.

Hoodie lashed out viciously against tech gadgets during a recent conference call, specifically the Microsoft Surface tablets used on the sidelines.

The failed former Cleveland Browns head coach was quite distraught, uttering phrases such as "can't take it anymore" and "I've given them as much time as I can give them".

That last one is a real gem, especially considering how generous Billy is with his time and the pateince he exhibits with even the most benign of questions from the media.

During a loss in Buffalo a few weeks back, Belichick even showed Microsoft and the NFL what they can do with their miserable tablets.

Take that, inanimate object.

Despite this agitation, it appears Billy is at least struggling with more sophisticated devices these days, having now finally mastered the nuances of the microphone.

Hoodie has apparently decided to simply use an Etch-A-Sketch untl further notice.

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