Back Door Questions: Ignorant NFL Gets Pwned in Gay Jeopardy
Host: Welcome back to 'Gay Jeopardy'...The board is yours, NFL.
NFL: I'll take 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' for four hundred, please.
Host: A sport that has had gay players before, has gay players now, and will continue to have gay players in future ... Yes, NFL?
NFL: What is "I like girls"?
Host: No, that's not right ... NHL?
NHL: What is "every sport"?
NFL (to NHL): I'm gonna kick your ass after this.
NHL: Stop thinking about my ass.
NFL: Why, I oughta ...
Host: You're in control, NHL.
NHL: I'll take 'Chris Kluwe' for eight hundred, please.
NFL: Sold! You can have him for free if you like.
Host: Finish Kluwe's quote to censorial Mayland politician, Emmett Burns: "If gay marriage becomes legal, are you worried that all of a sudden you'll start thinking about ...?" ... Yes, NFL?
NFL: What is "Chris Culliver"?
Host: I'm sorry; that is incorrect.
NFL: What is "Really Sensitive Chris Culliver"?
Host: Definitely not ... NBA?
NBA: What is "Penis"?
NFL (turns quickly): Where?
Host: Yes, "Penis" is the answer.
NFL (looking skyward): Jerry Buss, if you're up there, help a brother out ...
Host: Time for 'Final Gay Jeopardy' ... Category is "Homosexuality is Awesome" ... NFL, I see you've already written your answer?
NFL: Yes ... I wrote "Who is Manti Te'o's hot girlfriend"?
Host: NFL, I think you should leave the stage now.
NFL: I thought you'd never ask.