Are the Seahawks Peeing in Your Beer?

Published on 12-Nov-2014 by Alan Adamsson

Football - NFL    NFL Daily Review

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Are the Seahawks Peeing in Your Beer?

It was almost the perfect crime.

After all, who would notice?

Sports fans don't really drink beer in stadiums. They settle for the beer they drink in stadiums.

OK, maybe Red Hook could be offered a mulligan in that respect, but if this is the company they keep, it's on them, too.

Let the High Priest of Snarkitude explain:

There should be a special place in hell for sneaking rice into lagers. Isn't that fair warning enough? WC Fields wouldn't have stood for it. Who knew he was talking about the Anheuser-Busch Clydesdales when he famously cried, "Put it back in the horse!"

Really. Not even Keith Stone is this dastardly.

No wonder the NFL flops in Germany and the Sounders don't have anyone from the Fatherland on thier roster. They have standards over there! Like the first consumer protection law in history: Rheinheitsgebot!

Those beasts probably ended up on walls because they peed in a German's beer. Got what they deserved.

And again, if it took a TV station investigative team to figure it out in Seattle, maybe the Seahawks and Sounders fans did, too.