Ed Orgeron Is Completely Wired

Published on 24-May-2017 by Raoul Duke

Football - NCAA    NCAA Football Daily Review

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Ed Orgeron Is Completely Wired

Ed Orgeron has an impressive amount of energy and enthusiasm, particularly for a 55-year-old man.

After taking over for the equally manic Les Miles on an interim basis last year, the former Ole Miss head coach was awarded the permanent gig at the end of the season.

This dude certainly possesses a unique style and passion for young men playing football, but we now understand the source of his seemingly bottomless well of energy.

Orgeron explained thusly:

Full speed, indeed.

Le Batard seemed amused, but slightly alarmed upon hearing this revelation.

While Orgeron is clearly sailing 'way past the recommended average daily intake of caffeine, it appears he's in no immediate danger of instant death.

Despite the fact that this dude is consuming anywhere from one to two grams of caffeine on some days, it would apparently take 10 or more grams to put him in the danger zone.

That may or may not be Orgeron attempting to sit down for a meal recently.

If anyone is curious about the end result of this energy drink consumption, here's the fiery coach motivating the troops:

It appears that Coach O just needed that extra push over the cliff.

If only it could be September already, so we could fire up some SEC football.

Coach O is certainly locked and loaded.