Two by Two Face: LeBron Believes There'll Be Four LeBrons on NBA Mount Rushmore

The NBA world has been harumphing recently with all the talk of Mount Rushmores.

Kevin Durant named his four starters. Kobe Bryant named his, too. Karl Malone wasn't prepared to name his unless he got to kill something.

Of course, LeBron provided his quintessential quartet.

And while his selections -- MJ, Magic, Larry Legend, and Uwe Blab -- created a stir, his true feelings on the matter better reflect the championship ego we've come to know and suffer.

"LeBron believes all four heads on the basketball Mt Rushmore should be his own," revealed James' personal mountain-sculptor, Bill Russell. "I agree with him. Forget those other bums; he's the best. No one else comes close."

Would one of the faces be this?

"Whover that is, it ain't LeBron. Look, he's not even wearing the correct uniform."

Robertson also indicated King James has an eye for the real deal:

"He feels he his face ought to be on the actual Rushmore in South Dakota. You know, up there with Washington and Roosevelt and that guy who killed vampires. The all-time greats of American history."

Who would he replace?

"Probably Jefferson. Decent scorer but didn't do much else."

In other news, Andrew Bynum assured everyone he will one day be the Coney Island mug.