Silver Balls: Kids Line Up to Get New Commissioner's Signature Spalding

Throughout North America, crowds of young ballers are gathering along the street and around the corner. Are they waiting to purchase the King James jersey? Perhaps the new kicks of KD?

No. They are lining up and holding breath for the new Commissioner's balls.

After thirty years of Stern signature, the Association's official Spalding now carries the mark of Adam Silver.

And the kids couldn't be happier.

"I'm so thrilled, I peed a little bit in my tearaways," said a watery-eyed Brooklyn high-schooler, cradling his new Silver rock like a teen mother with her first baby. "I can't believe I'm holding it in my hands."

"This is the greatest day of my life."

"I got a David Stern ball when I was three and I thought nothing would ever beat hitting the playgrounds with the man who never made a single mistake as Commish. But now I'm stepping out with my guy from American Gothic.

While stocks last, the Adam Silver Spalding will retail at around the same price as the Milwaukee Bucks.