Irving Overcomes Fake Court as Celtics Down Bucks

Published on 27-Oct-2017 by Biff BoJock

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Irving Overcomes Fake Court as Celtics Down Bucks

First of all, let's just say up front that going to college doesn't necessarily make a person any smarter.

Should it? Of course.

But if an enrollee happens to have rich parents or possess exceptional athletic skills, well, perhaps they're not as motivated to expand their intellectual boundaries.

And a school's gotta pay it's bills. Hefty donations and sports revenue streams definitely help.

Kyrie Irving went to Duke.

It's clearly no surprise he didn't work an astronomy class into his schedule.

Dude's obviously taken the studio tour where they faked the moon landing.

He apparently also put the same amount of research into the court installed for the Celtics' game in Milwaukee, where the Bucks were celebrating 50 years of NBAdom by returning to their old arena, the Mecca.

To make the occasion extra-special, the club also dolled up their court to resemble the original.

Milwaukee mecca court

Apparently, Irving missed the word replica.

When that happens, the mind and body can play powerful tricks on a person:

Maybe someone told him it was just like the Earth, and then everything was good.

So dude went out and laid a 24-point, 7-dime night on the Bucks in a 96-89 Celts victory:

Yes. Yes you did.

Always confirm your sources of information.

And remember the immortal words of Faber College's founder: