Ink Blot: Knicks Fan with JR Smith Neck Tattoo Can't Stop Chucking

Published on 26-Dec-2013 by Xavier McSpaniel
Basketball - NBA / NBA Daily Update

Ink Blot: Knicks Fan with JR Smith Neck Tattoo Can't Stop Chucking

When deranged Knicks fan, Michael Cooper, got his own version of JR Smith's 'Swish' neck tattoo, he thought he was honouring his idol and furthering his chances of gainful employment.

Instead, he got a nightmare worse than the Nets.

Oh Noes

"I can't stop chucking," he told The Daily Player. "It's just bad shot after bad shot. Poor decision after poor decision."

"All I wanted was some sweet ink. Now I'm clanking like Ricky Rubio in a blindfold."

Cooper confided the disease is not just limited to the basketball court.

"I'm putting up off-balance jumpers with cantaloupes at the supermarket. I'm doing one-legged fadeaways with exercise balls at the gym. I took a baby from a mother's arms yesterday and hoisted it towards an open dumpster sixty feet away.

"I'm not comfortable being a loose cannon for the rest of my life. Touch wood things will return to normal when I get the tat removed next month."

Until that time, Cooper intends to look at the bright side of the situation.

"Hey, thank God Andrea Bargnani doesn't have any ink I could copy."

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