Fine Line: Drake's Full Toronto Pitch to Kevin Durant
It's not just the Seinfeld cast that hates the Drake.
The officially reported brain-cramp of the Raps' global ambassador involved the following statement:
|Before we leave, I just want to show one of my brothers something ...You know, my brother Kevin Durant was kind enough to come to the show tonight and watch us. I just want him to see what would happen if he came to play in Toronto. Let him know what would happen.|
The OKC champ then got a massive cheer from the punters, replete with a 'KD' chant for good measure.
While this bone-headed behaviour was thought to be sufficient for the fine, The Daily Player has discovered that Drake's pitch contained a number of other elements worthy of reprimand. Here is a summary:
- F*ck Team USA
- We'll get Andrew Wiggins from Minnesota for a bag of basketballs in 2017
- We'll soon have an NFL team
- Nobody cares about hockey any more
Fair to say this was the biggest promotional fail for Raptors since their mascot strapped on a pair of skates.