Chris Bosh Is Being Sued By Pornographers

Published on 14-May-2017 by Raoul Duke

Basketball - NBA    NBA Daily Review

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Chris Bosh Is Being Sued By Pornographers

Unfortunately, Chris Bosh may never play another NBA game due to persistent blood clots.

However, the Miami Heat star is keeping quite busy off the court.

Bosh and his wife rented out their gaudy LA mansion last December to a company called X-Art.

For those not in the know, this particular company is in the pleasure-dispensing business.

Very much so.

Tragically, it appears the house wasn't in the best of condition when the scandalous new tenants moved in.

 

While the house looks amazing from the outside, it was apparently borderline squalor on the inside.

Plumbing issues, rat crap, and toxic mold, oh my.

And the capper would have to be the lack of a reliable Internet connection.

X-Art paid the family Bosh a tidy $138,000 to enter the dwelling, inclusive of a $92,000 security deposit.

Reportedly, the 11-time All-Star is refusing to return said deposit, which probably has something to do with the lawsuit.

After all, how can artistes work in such dilapidation?

And next time, maybe he should re-think what goes into being an upscale slumlord.

Didn't the dude see Boogie Nights, for chrissakes?

In the meantime, let's remember what this dude could do on a basketball court.

That's the good stuff.