Chipotle Customers Think Patrick Patterson Is LeBron James

Published on 16-Oct-2016 by Raoul Duke
Basketball - NBA / NBA Daily Review

Chipotle Customers Think Patrick Patterson Is LeBron James

A basic level of intelligence and cognitive function is one of many things that should never be assumed.

But an incident at a Cleveland area Chipotle restaurant forces one to question everything.

The Raptors were in town recently to face the Cavs in a pointless pre-season tilt, and Patrick Patterson was in the mood for some Chipotle.

While inside the restaurant, a number of Cleveland residents became convinced he was LeBron James.

Clearly, we're all doomed.

Here's how Patterson himself described the scene afterwards. Weird filters included:

To his credit, Patterson sees the humor in the situation, but is also rather incredulous.

That would be the appropriate reaction.

LeBron James is one of the most recognizable athletes on the planet, let alone in the city and state where he is worshipped as a hoops deity.

For the love of God, the man is on giant billboards that loom over the city ominously, like King James himself  is passing judgment on the entire populace.

Gotta wonder if Bron Bron has the same problem at Toronto fast food establishments.

OMG, is that Patrick Patterson?

Again, we're all doomed.

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