The Shot Dude: One Liners
Major league baseball players hit liners all the time.
Your favorite Shot Dude laughs at one liners all the time. Unfortunately, that's all we have in common.
Since I got my fill of one liners at the comedy club last night, I'll return the favor and give you a one liner as to why you should consider the following players for your fantasy squad today.
You'll see I'm really on board with Cubs, Blue Jays, and Red Sox.
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Jon Lester, Chicago Cubs ($11,400) ... had over 60 fantasy points in each of his last two starts and has an ERA four points lower than his opposing starter.
Christian Vázquez, Boston ($2200) ... always has a good chance to score when he reaches -- 20 runs in 37 games -- with all the great hitters at the top of the Sox order.
Hanley Ramírez, Boston ($3300) ... has a great matchup against lefty Pat Dean, who's given up 37 hits in 30 innings with an ERA of 4.75.
Ben Zobrist, Chicago Cubs ($3400) ... had 4 hits in his last 3 games, which boosted his batting average to a robust .322. Dude faces a pitcher with an ERA north of 6.00.
Chris Coghlan, Chicago Cubs ($2100) ... got his first hit yesterday since being traded back to his former team and will see utility playing time with the injury to Jorge Soler.
Javier Báez, Chicago Cubs ($2700) ... has 5 hits in his last 8 at bats, along with 9 RBI in his last 8 games, while showing some pop in his bat this month.
Ezequiel Carrera, Toronto ($2600) ... is hitting leadoff, has an inexpensive salary, and the Jays are projected to be one of the top three scoring teams today.
Michael Saunders, Toronto ($3500) ... is hitting cleanup, has homered in two straight, and has 13 hits in his last 10 games for a surging team.
Jackie Bradley Jr, Boston ($3500) ... homered yesterday, is now hitting over .300 with 43 RBI, and scored over 20 fantasy points in 3 of his last 4.
Your favorite Shot Dude loves to laugh and hopes you laugh at your opponent when you win all his/her money.
Please drive close to the posted speed limit, and always give it your best shot!
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