Bryce Harper Really Likes Opening Day

We live in an uncertain world.

As such, it's nice to have a little consistency every once in a while.

Enter Bryce Harper.

This dude likes to hit home runs, specifically on Opening Day.

Like the sun rising in the East or an early morning tweet from the White House, this is something we can count on.

The boy wonder has now hit five career Opening Day homers.

Here's this year's installment, which came at the expense of the Marlins.

That ball was well-struck.

We must consider the fact that Harper is only 24 years of age, meaning this is only his fifth Opening Day.

Yep, five in five.

There was one opener where dude didn't homer, but he did hit two in 2013, also against Miami somehow.

He was 20 years old at the time.

The 2015 NL MVP is going to get paid real soon.

Of course, it won't be by the Nationals.

Such is life.